NYC Prep Is The Best

Seriously NYC Prep is my favorite show airing right now. I took the time today to catch up on the 2 episodes I missed and they were as great as I expected they would be. Mostly because of PC. PC is the best, and PC is also totally into guys.

In this episode PC is hea

ded to Mexico for the holidays with his friend whose name is also letters. JP? JP is from Mexico, PC and JP reminisce about their fondest memories from boarding school, in which JP was half naked and drunk and PC had to quickly hide him in his bed, right. I hope PC was better at hiding his friends than his sexuality. So just as you're feeling a little bad at taking pleasure in this kid's confusion, PC makes it OK by showing that he really is a monster.

A quote from his interview "People kept being like 'Gross, you're hanging out with a Mexican,' but I told them, no he's different JP is the most beautiful Mexican ever". Ugh. PC continues to be a douche at when they go out to party in Cancun. He refuses Jager Bombs because they are "ew soooo New Jersey" and opts to stick with his martini or equally feminine drinks in order to keep it classy. At Senor Frogs, which of course, everyone associates with class and good decisions. Then a hot girl approaches PC to ask him to dance with her. He threatens to break a bottle over her face, he's serious. Very straight PC, very straight. When he arrives home from his trip he meets up with Jessie to talk about everything, they hang out at the beach, to which Jessie wore suspenders. Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach. Anyway, PC informs Jessie he "basically had a big fuck off written accross his forehead" to any girls who tried to approach him. Jessie is relieved because she's in love with PC, because she is me. When asked about persuing a relationship with Jessie, PC responds "One day we could date, I could also marry a chimp." Our hearts break. Well played, PC..with friends like these.

There are actually other people on the show, and they are less entertaining, but they still kind of rock. Chief among them is womanizer Sebastian. Sebastian calls himself a womanizer a lot and says he's only in the game to "hook-up" which is, as far as I can tell means closed mouth public kisses after buying girls an expensive dinner. Anyway Sebastian plans to keep up his playboy lifestyle until he's 40, then he'd consider settling down. At the beginning of this episode hes persuing Kelli. He gets her cupcakes, this ends up being a brilliant choice because Kelli tells us in her interview that she is "OBSESSED with cupcakes, like I like them more than cake". If that is the bar that we're using as a gauge for obsession than I am obsessed with pork tenderloin, raspberries and this show. Actually Kelli is 15 and that was kind of a genuine charming thing to say in the midst of all these creepy mini-adults. Sebastian however, is no longer interested in the cupcake obsessor, he's met someone new and he's going to give up his womanizing ways for her. Abandoning his single-till-40 life plan because she told him she was thinking about being a philosopher. Falling in love over a fake career path, I love this show so much. Sebastian's friend is concerned that he is so interested in a public school girl then he says "Public school girls take facebook pictures leaning on their boyfriends in office chairs". What? Moments like this people, set your tivos. That girl proves she's a monster by saying she's "mostly interested in Sebastian because he has money and could help my social standing".

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hen there's Camille who is trying so hard to be the Blair Waldorf of the show that it hurts to look at her. Anyway Camille goes on a date and it's AWESOME. Camille is looking for someone intellectual, her date is not quite there. Camille does not approve because he's going to George Washington which is a total party school and his major is gasp undecided. Then he asks her what her hobbies are (which is admittedly a totally lame first date question) and Camille's response bought her the key to my heart. "What are my hobbies? I guess they're undecided." CONDESCENSION FOR THE WIN! Then her date asks her like 3 times if she's enjoying herself which is awkward, but still kind of endearing but not for Camille who responds with "OK, you've gone from redundant to annoying, you can stop now". I love you Camille. Anyway she totally sleeps with him despite all this. She discusses the date afterwards with her friend Maite (ugh) and calls it stagnant.

This show still rules. Seriously you're missing so much.

I think I have watched this clip close to 30 times. Seriously, it's addicting.