NYC Prep

Gossip Girl is great, this is because of the cute clothes and the ridiculously campy dialogue where people who are supposedly 16 sip scotch and say "you're boring me, and you ruined my pants".

oh my god, I forgot how great Chuck is, listen to all these quotes, I'm annotating my Bartlett's as we speak.

NYC Prep is the GREATEST because of the ACTUAL 16 year olds ACTUALLY drinking scotch and delivering lines like "it's a real turn on when a guy's bilingual". IN A SERIOUS MANNER. At age 16. This show blows my mind, I love it so much.

This is my favorite cast member PC. He still maintains he's straight. Yes, purple scarf, faux hawk, jacket with silk piping, hands on the hips, all signs point to beer and football. Anyway in an attempt to show what a straight titty loving man he is PC went to dinner with 2 girls a grade below him. One year. When discussing how the meal went with his best friend super-bitch and my idol Jessie PC said "They're definitely younger, they have a lot of life to experience to put it lightly". A lot of life to experience in the 8 months until they are the exact same age. Then Jessie slapped PC open hand across the face, because she has had life experience and is mature enough to hang with PC etc. I love you PC, I love you Jessie, please stay you forever.

Later some chick stood PC up for a blind date, he sat at the restaurant alone for 45 min. I almost felt bad for him, but then he complained to the waiter about putting a straw in his drink (it's tacky) and asked to see the wine list. At 17.

In summation, I'm in love with this show and I'm even more in love with PC, God I hope he stays in the closet a bit longer so I have a shot at being his transition girl or something.