This season officially sucks. I ask for human drama and real emotion and this is what I get. Joey misses work because he drank all day and had sex with some random chick on the beach and is too hungover to make it to his 6 PM shift. He has a series of meetings with bosses to talk about what the consequences will be. He is rude in all of the meetings, he feels as though his time is being wasted and everyone should cut to the chase. He's got bandannas to tie, presumably. Everyone's scared that he will be fired and sent home, except no one cares because he is really a douche. In the confessional Joey reminds us what a rebel he is in case we cant tell from his lip ring, or gauged ears, or that bandanna. Ugh. "I just have such a problem with fucking authority, its just the worst". Joey actually just has a problem with having to be to work on time since he is in arrested development and can't manage a job hosting parties on the beach. Miserable. I think Ayiiia said it best when she said "he's just so low....like a piece of poop". Ayiiia is 24, using poop in a simile and she is still kind of right.
Jonna is kind of a trick and borderline cheats on her boyfriend (who is genuinely sweet and totally likeable). Miserable.
The only person in the house who ISN'T miserable is my ray of sunshine Bronne. Bronne appears in the episode for a total of 45 seconds and he still manages to say "dom" 3 times. My favortie exchange:
Boss: Bronne, how's being single?
Bronne: You know, it's pretty dom.
Boss: Look of confusion and disgust on his face
Embarassed roomate: Ugh, he means dom like, it dominates?
Boss: Mmmm.
I guess even Bronne is kind of miserable.
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