The Real World Cancun

I'm totally an

unapologetic Real World enthusiast. It's not my guilty pleasure because I genuinely think that its a good show. Anyone who asserts that it's just a trashy debauchery-fest I suggest you watch last season in Brooklyn, no one hooked up, they were rarely drunk. 90% of the drama last season was a result of a soldier's deployment to Iraq and doing the dishes. God, the interactions are so fascinating. Anyway, this season is not as good. The seven strangers are sequestered in a house in Cancun, and there is a fair amount of debauchery.

Emilee and Ayiiia in a happier time

Half of the cast is totally unlikeable, most obnoxious among this half is Ayiiia. With three fucking I's. So last week Ayiiia hooked up with her roomate Emilee for attention, seriously like actually said "Lessssssbiannnnnnssss, we're so hot" in the middle of their encounter. So then Emilee, the second least likeable cast member decided she hated Ayiiia, and they fought. Emilee told Ayiiia no one in the house liked her and Ayiiia came back with "AT LEAST I WASN'T ADOPTED BITCH!". What??? Ayiiia wasn't even drunk. OK so then I was team Emilee, but then Ayiiia apologized and Emilee responds with "Yeah.... it's just kinda like hot

damn dude". Is it just kind of like hot damn dude 22 year old? I don't even know what that means. These two are so miserable.

Then we have CJ the heartthrob, turns out he's not a heartthrob at ALL. He's awkward and kind of creepy. He develops this crush on the receptionist at the hotel they work with. So logically, he sends her a note, really a note. It reads "Will you go on a date with me? Check yes or no". I feel like I should say that CJ is 23. She inexplicably checks yes, CJ decides to take her (a vegitarian) to a steakhouse. Even more baffling than this decison he decides to wear a black shirt with HUGGE neon lettering that says "Cancun Mexico", and he wears this out in Cancun, Mexico, and thats not even the douchiest thing he does all night. He orders asparagus for his date and spends

probably 3-4 minutes talking about how much their pee is going to stink. On a first date. She may be the first date not to go home with a guy in the history of The Real World.

There's a bright spot in this house of misery though, and that spot is Bronne. He hooked up with a 50 year old, and some chick called him pregnant. Aces.