Still Suffering Through Entourage Season 6

Wow, so last week I was joking about Entourage being stuck in 2005 when it was relevant but this year they opened with a 5 minute bit on Knocked Up. Katherine Heigel is even over being offended by the misogny in Knocked Up because it's been out on DVD for like 3 years now. So the rest of this episode is about E and Sloan again. They go to a party as friends, but when the 17 year old girl from Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist shows up and hits on E, and he sleeps with her. Ack.

That was the entire episode really besides the running "would you sleep with Seth Rogen" gag. Remember that video "I'm Fucking Seth Rogen"? So do the writers on Entourage.

The next episode opens with Turtle's birthday. He gets two Ferraris and is really upset that hes a failure and can't get things for himself because of something 50 Cent said to him during a brief cameo. Really. Anyway I don't feel bad for Turtle with his two gifted Ferraris sleeping with the hot chick from the Sopranos and having no job but smoking weed. I'm pretty sure thats called LIVING THE DREAM. But apparently the audience is supposed to see the hidden potential in Turtle and root for him to succeed and make his own name for himself, so when he decided to go to college (studying sneakers or something?) I broke down in tears of joy.

The only other drama in this episode was what was going to happen to Lil' Bow Wow and E's pilot. If these are really the type of heartbreaking struggles people live through in Hollywood I'm dropping out of school and moving there right now.

This show is so miserable.